eBlyss

I have been fiddling with this site for a while now and I think it is time to actually start posting. So since it is always best to start at the very beginning here is a little introduction:

Who am I? : Ivana The Infamous Interloper. My name is Isabel Blyss. I am an American-South-African (that would be American father, South African mother) born and raised in sunny South Africa and now living in not-so-sunny Boston, MA.

What am I? : A deviously evil extra-terrestrial disguised as a hot sexy woman with an insatiable appetite for… err… hot sexy… sex. A performance poet, an artist, a writer, a budding comic book/sci-fi/video game geek, an ex-accountant and now a fledging phone sex operator.

Why am I here? : To use my mastery of particle beam weaponry and intricate knowledge of the human sexual psyche to further my plot for world domination. To blog of course! To share a little of what goes on in the dark deviant dungeon that is Isabel’s brain and on occasion share some stories and poetry and maybe eventually even some of my drawings.

What do I do on the phone? : Use my magnificent mind control powers to hypnotize the masses into becoming the ruthlessly loyal minions of my intergalactic army. Well, the best way to find out would be to give me a call. My sexual palate is fairly eclectic and I am sure we could find a mutually satisfying virtual realty to revel in …